{"id":178,"date":"2022-08-30T14:45:30","date_gmt":"2022-08-30T14:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/?page_id=178"},"modified":"2022-09-21T14:22:57","modified_gmt":"2022-09-21T14:22:57","slug":"banter-lines-to-use-on-girls","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/banter-lines-to-use-on-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Cocky Funny Banter Lines to Use on Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/\">Dating<\/a>&gt; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/how-to-flirt-with-girls\/\">Flirting<\/a> &gt; Banter Lines<\/small><br \/>\n<small>by Coaching Staff \u2022 <\/small><small>Updated: August 20, 2022<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong><small>See Also<\/small><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><small><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/what-say-to-make-her-love-you\/\">99% of Girls Chase You When You Say \u201cTHIS\u201d<\/a><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/words-that-turn-women-on\/\">5 &#8220;Words&#8221; That Turn ALL WOMEN On<\/a><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/verbal-foreplay\/\">Guide to Verbal Foreplay<\/a><\/small><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1602\" src=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/steal-these-banter-lines-1024x576.png\" alt=\"banter lines\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/steal-these-banter-lines-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/steal-these-banter-lines-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/steal-these-banter-lines-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/steal-these-banter-lines.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>The Best Banter Lines for Flirting with a Girl<\/h2>\n<p>Do you call yourself a good flirt? Or do you aspire to become one?<\/p>\n<p>A good <a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/13-flirty-lines\/\">flirty line<\/a> is like a good mixed drink; a good mix of quality ingredients and appropriate doses.<\/p>\n<p>You want to use lines that are confident (being cocky is okay if you aren\u2019t douchey),\u00a0funny, and individual. By all means, manipulate these lines so they fit your personality better.<\/p>\n<p>In this article, we\u2019ll look at <strong>10\u00a0cocky\/funny banter lines\u00a0you can use on women<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Most of these lines are good for after initial contact with a new girl, so if you\u2019re looking for lead-in lines for strangers, there are other articles out there.<\/p>\n<p>But before we dive in, you must understand the key to using these lines at all.<\/p>\n<h2>The #1 Key For Using These Pickup Lines<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Own these lines.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re using these lines to <a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/attract-women\/\">attract women<\/a>, so the last thing you want to do is seem out of place using them.<\/p>\n<p>These lines should not sound practiced, shaky, or misaligned to you or your personality. Many of them will make you seem douchey and not confident if you use them wrong.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, a good rule of thumb is that you probably shouldn\u2019t steal more than 3-4 of the 10 in this article. A great flirt has a few lines they\u2019ve mastered. Quality trumps quality here.<\/p>\n<p>My advice is to use and manipulate the lines that fit your pick up game- as it currently stands- the best.<\/p>\n<p>Practice in a mirror first, or try them\u00a0over <a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/how-to-meet-girls-on-tinder\/\">Tinder<\/a>\u00a0or\u00a0while texting. Make sure you have the context and delivery down before using them on a date.<\/p>\n<h2>#1. &#8220;This is why we can\u2019t have nice things.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When she drops or can\u2019t find something.<\/p>\n<p>This line is funny because it\u2019s hyperbolic. You\u2019re blowing a minor thing out of proportion by saying she\u2019s ruined everything. \u201cWe\u201d also implies you together as a unit, which is flirty.<\/p>\n<h2>#2. \u201cCan you settle down, please?\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When she gets rambunctious or excited while telling stories.<\/p>\n<p>Most guys are too afraid to challenge girls they just met. The truth is, they usually like it when you do.<\/p>\n<p>If her voice starts getting louder or her inflection changes, smirk and playfully ask her to settle down before you\u2019re asked to leave the establishment.<\/p>\n<h2>#3.\u201dAre you kidding me?\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When she tells you about a questionable choice she\u2019s made.<\/p>\n<p>Following along the lines of #2, girls perceive you as confident when you question or playfully challenge them.<\/p>\n<p>Call her out during a story she tells or when she makes a scene while you are in public together. Give her a faux condescending look to sell the line.<\/p>\n<h2>#4.\u201dDon\u2019t say that. It makes me feel all tingly inside.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When she acts flirty or initiates physical contact.<\/p>\n<p>This line works because it\u2019s silly. Most guys won\u2019t say something weird, so it stands out when a guy is willing to use strange humor. Many others like it will work too, so feel free to get creative.<\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t mind blowing it, perhaps make a joke about current redirections of your bloodflow as a result of her comments\/actions.<\/p>\n<h2>#5. &#8220;Yeah, girls tell me that all the time.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When she compliments you.<\/p>\n<p>If you haven\u2019t picked up the theme of these lines yet, girls perceive confidence in a guy when he does something most guys don\u2019t do.<\/p>\n<p>Girls\u00a0<em>love<\/em>\u00a0feeling special, like they\u2019re the only women in the world. They are used to guys treating them this way on dates. A playful, subtle joke about how you\u2019re a hot ticket will ground her but also make her think, \u201c<em>Does he really have that much competition<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Be really careful using this line. You\u2019ll cross right into the douchebag threshold if you are aggressive with it. Subtlety is key.<\/p>\n<p><strong><small>See Also<\/small><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><small><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/chick-crack\/\">THIS is Like &#8220;Chick Crack&#8221; for Girls<\/a><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/8-flirting-topics\/\">8 Flirting Topics That Women Love<\/a><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/guide-to-complimenting-girls\/\">Complete Guide to Complimenting a Girl<\/a><\/small><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>#6. &#8220;Let the adults handle this kind of thing.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When you\u2019re trying to problem solve and getting nowhere.<\/p>\n<p>If she\u2019s trying to help a situation that isn\u2019t improving, you can playfully suggest she isn\u2019t old- or capable- enough to handle it.<\/p>\n<p>This line won\u2019t work well with older women, but younger girls usually think it\u2019s funny.<\/p>\n<h2>#7. &#8220;You\u2019ll have to get me drunk first.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When she tries to get a story out of you.<\/p>\n<p>Reverse psychology works to your advantage here, because at least for a moment, you\u2019ve switched dating roles.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s used to guys trying to get her drunk. With this line, you\u2019re implying\u00a0<em>she<\/em>\u00a0has to do some of the work to get what she wants. It\u2019s confident, light, and flirty simultaneously.<\/p>\n<h2>#8. &#8220;Hi. I wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. I\u2019m waiting.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When hitting on girls at the bar.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re in the market for one-liners to use on strangers, here\u2019s a good one. The success rate is probably between 10-30%, but that\u2019s about average.<\/p>\n<p>Approach her and let her know you\u2019re interested, but also that you\u2019ve got nothing to lose. It might not be enough to get her to go home with you, but she might be enticed enough to give her number.<\/p>\n<h2>#9. &#8220;So that\u2019s how you\u2019re planning to seduce me.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When you\u2019re flirting, drinking, or trying to move things along.<\/p>\n<p>This is a more aggressive version of #7, but it works the same way. Use it when it\u2019s clear that there\u2019s a potential for something between you two.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019ll just be awkward if she wasn\u2019t interested to begin with.<\/p>\n<h2>#10. &#8220;Bummer. I was hoping you were more spontaneous.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><strong>When To Use<\/strong>: When you\u2019re trying to get her to do something.<\/p>\n<p>An easy way to challenge her to do something funny, take a shot with you or join you and your friends at another bar.<\/p>\n<p>If you haven\u2019t had a good rapport with her already, don\u2019t use this line. It will go south if she feels like you\u2019re just calling her out.<\/p>\n<p>And FYI, this isn\u2019t the line for getting her to go home with you. It\u2019s a little aggressive and kind of douchey to put pressure on her like that, so save it for something earlier in the night.<\/p>\n<h2>Cocky\/Funny Lines \u2013 Wrap-Up<\/h2>\n<p>The key with these lines is to own them, understand their context, and deliver them without fear of what might happen.<\/p>\n<p>Guys appear confident and come off as funny when they aren\u2019t afraid of the consequences. For girls, it\u2019s either there effortlessly, or you come off as trying too hard.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck with using these\u00a0cocky funny examples\u00a0and have fun!<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Additional Flirting Training:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/charismatic\">Charismatic Conversation Secrets<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/humor\">Make Her Horny with Humor<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dating&gt; Flirting &gt; Banter Lines by Coaching Staff \u2022 Updated: August 20, 2022 See Also 99% of Girls Chase You When You Say \u201cTHIS\u201d 5 &#8220;Words&#8221; That Turn ALL WOMEN On Guide to Verbal Foreplay The Best Banter Lines for Flirting with a Girl Do you call yourself a good flirt? Or do you aspire [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"page-posts.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-178","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1870,"href":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/178\/revisions\/1870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbyriotraining.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}